I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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