Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
did i walk over a car last night?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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