You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
