I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
