Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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