you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I wear drunk well.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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