Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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