Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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