Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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