New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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