you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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