return my video game
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Dick very happy bro
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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