We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
