Is it because I queefed?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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