I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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