The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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