So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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