Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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