that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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