You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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