No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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