In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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