3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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