Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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