On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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