just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
