please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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