And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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