Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i need some magic done to my vagina
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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