just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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