They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Pants are for mortals
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
