just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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