Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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