Your mouth is God's brothel.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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