Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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