I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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