I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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