Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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