the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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