So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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