He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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