tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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