i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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