I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she looked like the before picture.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
