Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
