I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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