no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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