I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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