do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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