Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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