I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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